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A King John blow
job
. While the
woman
is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.
This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in
denial
.
She was
giving
a King John to Tony but was
distracted
by thoughts of Dame Judy
Dench
.
King John
by
Bunkerite
March 27, 2023