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Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.
Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.
Kinect 2.0 by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013
Related Words

kinectobomb 

(verb) to walk in front of someone who is playing a game using a Kinect. This affects the score and gameplay to a great extent and is highly annoying.

Etymology: Kinect + photobomb
Dude, Leon and I were playing Dance Central 3, then my tiny brother kinectobombed us and we both failed.
A Microsoft product that was re-named from Project Natal that is predicted to fail as with the Sony Motion Control or "Move".
I'm going to go play with Kinect on my Xbox 360.
Kinect by Wolfyy June 15, 2010

Getting a Kinect 

V. When a male raises his hand above his head while receiving oral sex.
If she goes down on me tonight I'm totally getting a kinect.

Kinection 

A connection with a kin. It's only a term used when you first connect with your kin, like when you first realize the kin is there. It's when you realize your 'kinection' to them.
My friend Salem is currently reading things in a kin of their's voice. They did not previously know of this kin, so this is their first kinection with this character.”
Kinection by Theonebaystater January 27, 2021

kikecycle 

A vulgar term for a loose Jewish woman. Derived from the words kike and bicycle. May also be spelled kikcycle.
Guy 1: "Dude, that Jewish girl has slept with half our dorm."

Guy 2: "I know, what a kikecycle."
kikecycle by Linguaphile July 19, 2014