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Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.
Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.
Kinect 2.0 by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013
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kinectobomb 

(verb) to walk in front of someone who is playing a game using a Kinect. This affects the score and gameplay to a great extent and is highly annoying.

Etymology: Kinect + photobomb
Dude, Leon and I were playing Dance Central 3, then my tiny brother kinectobombed us and we both failed.
A Microsoft product that was re-named from Project Natal that is predicted to fail as with the Sony Motion Control or "Move".
I'm going to go play with Kinect on my Xbox 360.
Kinect by Wolfyy June 15, 2010

Getting a Kinect 

V. When a male raises his hand above his head while receiving oral sex.
If she goes down on me tonight I'm totally getting a kinect.

Kinection 

A connection with a kin. It's only a term used when you first connect with your kin, like when you first realize the kin is there. It's when you realize your 'kinection' to them.
“ My friend Salem is currently reading things in a kin of their's voice. They did not previously know of this kin, so this is their first kinection with this character.”
Kinection by Theonebaystater January 27, 2021

kikecycle 

A vulgar term for a loose Jewish woman. Derived from the words kike and bicycle. May also be spelled kikcycle.
Guy 1: "Dude, that Jewish girl has slept with half our dorm."

Guy 2: "I know, what a kikecycle."
kikecycle by Linguaphile July 19, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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