Kinect

A Microsoft product that was re-named from Project Natal that is predicted to fail as with the Sony Motion Control or "Move".

I'm going to go play with Kinect on my Xbox 360.

by Wolfyy June 15, 2010

Kinect

1. The Xbox 360 motion controller losers use to get in shape.

2. Big brother. He's watching you!

1. Jump, whitey, jump!

2. Put on your tinfoil hat, Schizo's. Kinect is here!

by sortamessedup November 26, 2010

Kinect

Microsoft's new virtual accessory for xbox 360 where unlike the wii, you actually move your WHOLE body. The kinect device has two camaras, a laser, and a motor so it can move its head up and down to look at you. it detecs your motion and body. don't listen to what any of the other insulting definitions say.

No offence to wii, but kinect is more virtual and usful in many ways.

by blakepwner January 25, 2011

Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013

Kinect Sex

When you and a partner are having sex via Microsoft's Xbox Kinect.

Person 1: Have you two had sex yet?

Person 2: No, but we had Kinect Sex.

by Tungsten_Plug March 7, 2011

Getting a Kinect

V. When a male raises his hand above his head while receiving oral sex.

If she goes down on me tonight I'm totally getting a kinect.

by Obi Wan Vader Skywalker Wookie October 27, 2011

Xbox 360 kinect

The new 360 that shits on the ps3

I was playing my Xbox 360 kinect and raped babies

by Blade1321 June 16, 2010