Kimbit

Anything that acts like an NPC—mindlessly following a routine, behaving predictably, or simply existing in the background with no apparent independent thought or purpose. A kimbit can be anything: a human, animal, toaster, grain of sand, or random object.

“Bro walked into 7-Eleven, stared at the hot dogs rotating for five minutes, whispered ‘interesting,’ and walked out without buying anything. Fucking kimbit.”

Kimbit by Bfixit September 15, 2026

Kimitudo 

Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.

Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!

(Years later)

Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!

Kimitudo by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013

kibitz 

To sit in on a conversation, meeting, card-game or online chat and offer unsolicited, informal comments. The original meaning from Yiddish (kibitzen, derived from German kiebitzen - to be an onlooker or spectator) had a negative connotation of being a busybody or giving intrusive, meddlesome, unwanted advice. However, in contemporary US usage, it has become friendlier.

She's meeting with some suits this afternoon, do you want to come kibitz and liven things up?

I'm not here as a formal participant, I'm just kibitzing.

Quit kibitzing! I know how to play Texas hold 'em.

kibitz by LiamK2 January 17, 2011

Kibitz 

To meddle and give unwanted advice. kuh-Ib-itz

Stop kibitzing, I want to live my own life.

Kibitz by The Man November 30, 2004

kibitch 

verb: to chat bitchily with others generally at the expense of an absent party. A combination of "kibitz" and "to bitch".

We were standing around kibitching about the new receptionist when she walked into the room and we all fell silent wondering if she'd heard what we said about her.

kibitch by Ms. No December 15, 2008

Kibbitch 

Combo of Kibbitz and Bitch. The fine art of meeting to talk smack but with a focus on complaining on how unfair the world is.

"Let's get together and kibbitch about our bullshit jobs."

Kibbitch by badmikeyt March 30, 2009

Kimitis 

A mental disease developed from stress, too much practice, and people being mean to you.

I think I may have developed kimitis from school...

Kimitis by kimchi35 May 14, 2019