Kilth

When someone so T H I C C walks up that your dick gets so hard it rips through the fabric of your pants

Jamie: this chick daisy so thicc I kilthed

Lewis: wow she sounds delicious

by T H I C C stroky nonce August 28, 2018

kilth

Extreme misfortune. The undeniable fact that the multiverse has something against you.

My kilth is the stuff of legend!
My kilth is like the speed of light; it's a universal constant!

by Better Bomba February 26, 2011

kilth

Extreme misfortune. A tendency for a person to have everything that could have gone wrong go wrong; the undeniable fact that somehow there is an unseen force directing one's bad luck.

It wasn't my fault I broke your model plane, it was my kilth!

by Better Bomba March 5, 2011