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Kill you in the face 

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down
Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

kill you dead 

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.
I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!
kill you dead by flacker January 19, 2006

kill you in your sleep 

When a person of inferior skill or power takes your job because you weren't paying attention to how hungry they really were.
Careful, that young bubbly intern in accounting is just too nice. I know you want to cook her a hot meal, but I think she's angling for a chance to kill you in your sleep.

kill you in half

A term used when the victim has not yet reached the level of deathdom but is half way there.
Dammit Eric! Im gonna kill you in half!
That nub just got killed in half
kill you in half by The_Mexican June 19, 2008

Kill you with kindness 

Kill you with kindness by 459395 February 25, 2022

Kill you there 

It’s a word commonly used by Nigerians when they try to insult a pal jokingly on social media.

It is also used to avert Billings from girls
Speaker A: Come and buy shawarma for me, John
Speaker B: Shawarma kill you there
Kill you there by Sawxdick January 3, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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