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Kill You. 

Something pussies who would never kill a damned thing say when they aren't going to do shit but want to sound badass.
Person 1. I'm gonna fucking Kill You.

Person 2. Shut up and go home.

Person 1. Ai'ght....bitch. *Then walks home.
Kill You. by Mr.Wholesome January 18, 2009
Words you can keep

Kill you in the face 

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down
Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

kill you dead 

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.
I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!
kill you dead by flacker January 19, 2006

kill you in your sleep 

When a person of inferior skill or power takes your job because you weren't paying attention to how hungry they really were.
Careful, that young bubbly intern in accounting is just too nice. I know you want to cook her a hot meal, but I think she's angling for a chance to kill you in your sleep.

kill you in half

A term used when the victim has not yet reached the level of deathdom but is half way there.
Dammit Eric! Im gonna kill you in half!
That nub just got killed in half
kill you in half by The_Mexican June 19, 2008

Kill you with kindness 

Kill you with kindness by 459395 February 25, 2022

Kill you there 

It’s a word commonly used by Nigerians when they try to insult a pal jokingly on social media.

It is also used to avert Billings from girls
Speaker A: Come and buy shawarma for me, John
Speaker B: Shawarma kill you there
Kill you there by Sawxdick January 3, 2020
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