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To touch someones "private parts" with a knife.

Kiffing- To touch someones "private parts" with a knife.


Megan touched Amber's "private parts" with the new knife she got for Christmas.
Kiffing by Ambzbrochill July 7, 2008
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the act ( process) of joining a gang
before your in the gang, three people have to see you out kiffing
kiffing by bom tolton November 8, 2007
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Lane Kiffin 

A foolish or stupid person. A person with a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term once belonged to a classification system considered offensive, but in 2009 prevalent use of the term has been granted widespread acceptance.
Al Davis is no idiot, he fired Lane Kiffin.
Lane Kiffin by bb3 February 6, 2009

Lane Kiffin'ed 

When someone french kisses your asshole and then they spit in your mouth when they are done.
Hey Dwight, didn't get that raise you wanted? Looks like you got "Lane Kiffin'ed!"
Lane Kiffin'ed by masakeroe January 28, 2010

Pulling A Lane Kiffin 

It's when you commit to something and then pull out for your own selfish reason(s).
Man I can't believe Lane Kiffin, backing out on Tennessee like that. He must be leaving for a crapload of money. (Thus, Lane Kiffin was pulling a Lane Kiffin! :0 )
A Pokemon that is full of poisonous gases and spews them out in battle.
Jessie; Go Ekans

James; Go Koffing
Koffing by Light Joker April 25, 2004
The most unexpecting thing to yell out in a group conversation
guy1: so how you guys doing?
guy2: good, but anyways how about that Sally bitch eh?
guy3: shes a bitch, i totally wanna--
guy4: KOFFING!
KOFFING by Galano March 24, 2005
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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