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The most unexpecting thing to yell out in a group conversation
guy1: so how you guys doing?
guy2: good, but anyways how about that Sally bitch eh?
guy3: shes a bitch, i totally wanna--
guy4: KOFFING!
KOFFING by Galano March 24, 2005
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Koffing gassed the Jews, everyone loves Koffing!
Koffing by Jshadias April 10, 2004
Referring to an awkward situation.
You walked in on your sister having sex?

Yeah it was totally koffing.
koffing by adcw54 June 6, 2005
Verb: (Named after the Pokémon Koffing)

For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.

For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?”
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
Koffing by MidgetsAreGross69 October 27, 2022

Koffin Kanser 

Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.
Koffin Kanser by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011
jono pulled like 6 chicks last night! good korfing
korfing by fripanski666 November 7, 2011