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Kirby Ass Nigga
1. An individual who is weak/small/soft (i.e. a pussy) that can be thrown around easily like the infamous gaming character Kirby.
2. A male who likes to 'suck up' other males.
3. A person who imitates others. (Swagger Jacker)
2. A male who likes to 'suck up' other males.
3. A person who imitates others. (Swagger Jacker)
'All you do is talk sh*t, but you ain't nothin' but a Kirby Ass Nigga!'
or
'Ron used to be a badass, but since he got out of jail, he just a Kirby Ass Nigga.'
or
'Tyrell always be jockin my style, look at that Kirby Ass Nigga!'
or
'Ron used to be a badass, but since he got out of jail, he just a Kirby Ass Nigga.'
or
'Tyrell always be jockin my style, look at that Kirby Ass Nigga!'
Kirby Ass Nigga by TheMagicZebra April 25, 2011
Related Words
Kierby • Kirby • kerby • Kiery • kieryn • Kirby Dance • Kirbying • Kirby Main • Kirby Puckett • Kierey
Kirby right back at ya
The best creation that God ever made. In Japan it is nicknamed Kirby of the stars aka Hoshi no kabi.
Kirby right back at ya quotes:
"I need a monster to clobber that there kirby" - King Dedede
"Poyo" - Kirby
"Look, it is fire dedede, our hero! I would never say that." - Meta Knight
"I need a monster to clobber that there kirby" - King Dedede
"Poyo" - Kirby
"Look, it is fire dedede, our hero! I would never say that." - Meta Knight
Kirby right back at ya by Shrek1304 March 25, 2020
The Kirby Dance
The Kirby Dance, is to this day, the single greatest emote known to man. It spans from texting, to mesaging, and AIM. But the orgins of such a powerful emote seems to be from the MMORPG World of Warcraft, and Mr. Rogers (Some legends say that Mr Rogers had this as one of his many gruesome tattos during his tour in vietnam). Although it appears to be nothing more than a simple emote, such as
:D
XD
:-P
It actually has a much more indepth purpose. It is, by most, to be the single most amazing way to spark a conversation. Also, legends say that one who can acutally perform this emote in real life using their body, could be endowed with inmortality, and unlimited wealth. Of course, no human could possibly mimic the Kirby Dance.
Except for Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Kimbo Slice.
The Kirby Dance emote looks like this
<(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
:D
XD
:-P
It actually has a much more indepth purpose. It is, by most, to be the single most amazing way to spark a conversation. Also, legends say that one who can acutally perform this emote in real life using their body, could be endowed with inmortality, and unlimited wealth. Of course, no human could possibly mimic the Kirby Dance.
Except for Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Kimbo Slice.
The Kirby Dance emote looks like this
<(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom:Hey guys whats up?
Kerra789: N2m chatting how bout you
Tom: bout the same lolz. so you guys set for friday
Jacob1000: yeah bro i am. Hey whens leroy comin back?
XxstevenxX: who knows he said he had a phonecall
LEROYLOLZ: <(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom: wtf is that?
Kerra789: o.o
XxstevenxX: im going to kill myself now. bye
XxstevenxX is offline
LEROYLOLZ: FUCK YEAH!!! All hail The Kirby Dance!
Kerra789: N2m chatting how bout you
Tom: bout the same lolz. so you guys set for friday
Jacob1000: yeah bro i am. Hey whens leroy comin back?
XxstevenxX: who knows he said he had a phonecall
LEROYLOLZ: <(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom: wtf is that?
Kerra789: o.o
XxstevenxX: im going to kill myself now. bye
XxstevenxX is offline
LEROYLOLZ: FUCK YEAH!!! All hail The Kirby Dance!
The Kirby Dance by MrSnorlax September 19, 2009
Kirby
Down + B.
perfect kirby
perfect kirby by Corenthos March 4, 2005
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