Kid love

Two stupid children who think there dating. They call each other lovey names and say "I love you" or " wanna go out." They think they like each other and they think they have love. Really it means there crushing on air!

There just going throught a stage called "kid love."

Kid love by Not_your_mom_ February 22, 2015

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i love you more than a fat kid loves cake

it describes how much you love someone.
it may just be a saying but fat kids love their cake A LOT so it means a lot when you say you love them more..

"johnathan... i love you more than a fat kid loves cake. baby i could love you forever and i mean that!!!"

i love you more than a fat kid loves cake by jana-banana January 12, 2009

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i love you more then a fat kid loves cake

a love that is unimaginable loving someone more then a fat kid loves cake is a love like no other

"i love you more then a fat kid loves cake"

"oh my god i love you to baby"

i love you more then a fat kid loves cake by tw1nky696 January 13, 2010

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i love kid's

you love kid's

come to Daddy give me a kiss
aaahh i love kid's
put my ding dong in your ass
no pls Daddy stop it's too big

your a bad kid now i will do it dry

i love kid's by kid_lover_69 April 24, 2023

kid gloves tough love

The version of tough love where the parent (typically) has to tippy-toe the tough love, rather than do smash-their-car- level tough love.

Variants: tippy-toe tough love Antonym: smash-their-car-level tough love

Child: Pick my hanger up
Parent: No
Child (still in bed at midday): But you knocked it down
Parent: Its for your own good. GET OUT OF BED AND PICK THE *** THING UP YOURSELF
Child: !
Parent: Kid gloves tough love, sweetie, kid gloves tough love

kid gloves tough love by gmaroz May 21, 2021

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I love you like a fat kid likes cake

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad

I love you like a fat kid likes cake

I love you like a fat kid likes cake by PseudonymBruh May 5, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Angel JOse Robles And Tony Plana Gets Squeamish Looking at Love Scenes, I kid You Not<.7.9.7.6.> by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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