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This word means dick in russian.
ei devchonki, hotite moy khui?

hey girls do you want my dick?
Khui by Heronimo January 24, 2009
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khui budesh? 

A standard reply to a Russian commentator complaining about Russophobia or whitewashing Russians from collective responsibility for the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

"Khui budesh?" (Ukrainian: "Хуй будеш?") is a polite request to suck a dick. It may be translated as "Would you like a dick?".
A: We don't know the whole truth. Both sides must be responsible.
B: May I ask you a question?
A: Yes.
B: Khui budesh?

A: After all, we're brotherly nations. I don't get it why so many khokhols blame ordinary Russians.
B: Khui budesh?

A: I don't support Putin, but Navalny is right: Crimea is not a sandwich.
B: Khui budesh?

A: Russians do not support the war in the ukraine, ukrainians and russians are both victims of putin's regime.
B: Khui budesh?

A: At least you Ukrainians have Apple Pay and Ikea.
B: Khui budesh?
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Khuilo is the president of Russia Vladimir Putin. Originally it appeared in Ukraine in the spring of 2014 when soccer fans performed the song consisting of only one line: "Putin khuilo! La-la-la-la-la-la..." Khuilo literally means "dickhead" or "fucker". Earlier it was widespread in Russian and Ukrainian for naming generally a mean, cynic, greedy etc. person. Now it has got rebirth with a single unique meaning - Putin.
"I am for you protesting. I am ready to be here with you and say 'Russia, get out of Ukraine'... Yes, Putin is a khuilo, yes." (Ukraine's acting foreign minister Andriy Deshchytsia said this before the crowd gathered in front of the Russian embassy in Kyiv to protest against Russian military aggression to Ukraine; June 14, 2014)
khuilo by yaptt July 2, 2014

Putin's khuilo 

Derived from the Ukrainian football (soccer) chant "Putin khuilo!" (literal: "Putin (is a) dickhead!"), later adopted by the Orange Revolution, "Putin's khuilo" is Donald Trump, whose appointment of pro-Putin staff, elimination of solidarity-with-Ukraine from the Republican platform (even as that country is being invaded), and association with Russian mob figures leave little to the imagination regarding his behind-the-scenes patronage.

The phrase asserts Trump is Putin's condom, or codpiece, as the Russian tyrant fucks the world through influencing the US to accomplish its objectives for it, and intercept the political fallout.
"With Putin's khuilo in the White House, the US becomes a neo-Soviet satellite under Kremlin control."
Putin's khuilo by Honeyko August 10, 2016

khuilopedia 

Khuilopedia is the Kremlin-censored version of wikipedia, officially called Ruviki. The name refers to Khuilo, the president of Russia. It is a copy of the original Russian language wiki, but heavily redacted to remove "anti-russian propaganda", which means everything that is even а little bit unfavourable to Khuilo.
1. "I read that Ukrainians bambili dumbass, worship gay satans, etc etc"
"Where the fuck did you read that, in Khuilopedia?"

2. Interestingly, Khuilopedia's article about George Orwell's novel 1984 has been redacted to remove the Ministry of Truth.
khuilopedia by khuilo May 3, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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