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A descendant of the legendary firstborn. This person overflows himself with the finest intelligence, charisma, strength etc. While they may be the unluckiest of all, he is luckiest of all, for he gets all the ladies on his stead.

The world will one day bow before the emperor, and he won't give back the honor he earns, he will destroy every possible tatter of humanity.
A: Hey man, Khandakar said somethin to ya.
B: Who's Khandakar?
A: Joe mama.
Khandakar by Sexyboy_222 November 3, 2019
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khandaker 

name of arabic origin, nowadays often found in people of Bengali/Bangladeshi origin in South East Asia. Its rooted in the name "Khan" which means sovereign. Therefore, the word "Khandaker" may refer to a ruler/king/emperor.

A deragotary defenition is al so "the great" or "warrior"

Khandaker (s) hold their origins in the Mughal/Persian era. Hence, they are often physically built, fair complexion, dark hair. Characteristically, they may be self centered, proud of their origins, good humored and meant to be leaders
" A Khandaker's ride is never to be questionned"
khandaker by persiabwoy02 December 2, 2011

Manoj Kandafarticus 

Manoj is a smart man. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.
Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!

Khandalazoopin 

An expletive term used to describe a person of high power who is insipient or clueless.
Person 1: have you seen what Dwayne Johnson did recently?

Person 2: I swear that guy is khandalazoopin.
Khandalazoopin by Khan Men December 13, 2021

Khondaker 

An unfortunate event that may occur only on Halloween to an unlucky individual who has decided to combine the effects of alcohol, candy, and costumed activities. They will normally attest to having no idea that they had partaken in a Khondaker, but really, they enjoyed it. May secretly attempt a second go at it in a week, but without combining all of the causes, will come up just short. Side effects include having a fat chick harassing you for a month and a pimple...... on your ball sack.
Friend 1: Wow, this Halloween party is great, everyone is having a great time!

Friend 2: I'm sure Parker is having a good time now, but when he wakes up and finds out he pulled a Khondaker his penis will shrivel up like a frightened turtle.

khondokar 

a boy with a great pesonality and a great social life and has many friends and gets along with people greatly
i wish i was like khondokar
khondokar by drake21 March 28, 2015

Kandahar 

A city and province in southern Afghanistan, which used to be the capital of Afghanistan. The people are 99% Pashtun and are known throughout Afghanistan as very beautiful and people with light hair and eyes. They men are known to be quite aggressive and funny . Also Kandahar is the cultural capital of Pashtuns, their dialect is different from the ones spoken in other parts of Afghanistan. Their dialect of pashto is closely related to the ones spoken in Herat, Farah, Nimruz and Helmand. All are close to the iranian border. The Pashtuns are people of the iranic stock. People from Kandahar are very patriotic.
"All he talks about is Afghanistan and Kandahar but he is so handsome and makes me laugh lemme give him a chance!"

- bitch , of course he is from kandahar what did you expect
Kandahar by shiraziprincess August 1, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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