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Kandalaria 

If someone is named Kandalaria be their friend, be best friends actually
Chad: Kandalaria looks so lonely let’s go make her our friend
GoJo: I LOVE THAT IDEA!
Kandalaria by Kandalaria November 23, 2021
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Kabalarian 

The Kabalarian philosophy is a religious 'cult' based on the teachings of Alfred J. Parker. They base a large part of the teachings around Name Analysis. Despite the use of the word 'Kabala' in the word, Kabalarian Philosophy is not related to the teachings or practitioners of Kabala.
A Kabalarian philosophy teaches that you might be happier with a different first name that matches your last name better.
Kabalarian by Festerius April 17, 2006

kangatarian 

“Kangatarian” a word used by Justin off Australia’s ‘Love Island’. Meaning to only eat Kangaroo and Fish, as they are not farmed
I used to be Kangatarian but now I’m Vegan
kangatarian by funkyfinger July 5, 2018

Kabalarian Philosophy 

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.
The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.
Kabalarian Philosophy by daken February 20, 2009

Kendra Of Kandaria 

A daughter of the dark cult whose blood runs with pure evil and other entities. Born of a dark lord and evil captain from a gay metal marriage and a pocket watch overflowing with talabin piss yellow hypnosis. She once saw herself as the dark cap princess yet fell so far when the Knight Leadford and the Holy Kid started the daring quest of the two door jeep. Her crystal bath salt run and missing chromosomes made for a bad hypnosis smell with a dark robbed monkey face.
"Kendra Of Kandaria tried so hard to find a third K for her name to join the klan."
Kendra Of Kandaria by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Kabalarian 

Someone who practices Kabala.
Madonna is a Kabalarian.
Kabalarian by Marii July 1, 2005

kandahari method 

The kandahari method is not just a method it is a technique, an ability to rizz that is impossible to reach for a common man like yourself. To learn the kandahari method, one must traverse Afghanistan ten times in a circle.
Average nigga “Yo his rizz so good he must be using the kandahari method”
Wise nigga “I think it might be the kandahari method bro I thought that shit was impossible, he got all the bitches in the city in -0 seconds”
kandahari method by Samuel Adi February 28, 2024
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