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A fruity little man. Often Keenaan’s will date people similar to their mothers. When trying to get a favor out of their moms, they often use a baby voice and address their moms as “mommy.” If you need someone for time management, keenaan is not the one to call, he is constantly a buzzer-beater. All moms love him- you could say he is a womanizer until you look at his track record. Lush describes his hair and the product he uses, and his eyes are either blue or brown...? Allergic to cats, but a huge dog person. Often the butt of a joke, but always takes it well. If a keenaan is reading this, we would be laughing at the word “butt.” Would make a horrendous lawyer, because he can not make an argument to save his life. Exercise it not something that you will see Keenaan’s do unless it is surfing or skiing or running away from his mother. Spends and unreasonable amount of money on Patagonia, but is in denial of his shopping addiction saying that it is “a good jacket.” Keenaan’s are always up for some fun, and you can always count on them to have a good time.
Keenaan is that the fourth time you’ve had a burrito this week??
Keenaan by Spice pumpkin April 10, 2020
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Sexiest guy in the world.
Gradually earns a lot of girls.
Arabian backround and defined physical figures
Knows how to seduce Girls
Has an amazing character
Is smart and can earn a lot of money
Girl 1: I met a guy on snap by the name of keyaan
Girl 2: He added me too
Girl 1: Damn hes hot though
Girl 2: He looks quite smart aswell
Girl 3: Damn he sounds like an amazing guy
Keyaan by BananaBoy786 May 6, 2018
This guy is either black or lightskin, super athletic, and has a huge penis. Along with being athletic, he is extremely lengthy and can pull any hoe
OMG, is that keynan! He’s so hot!
Keynan by xXBigdickJ69Xx April 19, 2019
hot all the ladies love him has a huge dick he's short but smart and funny.
omg i just saw a keyaan, I'm moist.
keyaan by stephanie2004 July 11, 2017
A small African child who never eats meat
Jayden: Keynan You ranga
Keynan: *charges at jayden waving his arms all over the place*
Keynan by wassupboisitsguccifam October 22, 2018
Boy1: I want to fuck Keyaan
Boy 2: yes
keyaan by Obamahamburger69 November 25, 2021