Ketfished

When you expect to go skiing but you end up in the horse stable.

Mark needs to label his bags because he definitely Ketfished me.

Ketfished by Dandan83184 May 17, 2026

Koifished

Deceiving someone via social media or dating site by posting/sending pics or videos that are very old and
don't represent the way you currently look.

Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia

Fuck man I got koifished on POF. That chick I met the other night looked hot on her profile pics, but when I saw her she looked 15 years older and had gained alot of weight.

Koifished by foxaguilar August 21, 2018

ketfused 

The feeling of bewilderment, generally only achieved after the consumption of large amounts of ketamine. The subject of the confusion may be identified by their incoherent ramblings, poor coordination and distorted (size) perception.

Person A: "My hands have disappeared"
Person B: "Nah mate you're just totally ketfused.com"

ketfused by Daisy Devine March 12, 2011

keished 

when you cash out or when ur hella bumb or lazy looking

Lmao I Keished last night after the party.

keished by hello I like food June 7, 2016

KoiFishED

(1) A stupid kid who always try to admire themselves. Will particularly target a black girl to roast.

(2) A kid who goes to a good school but never appreciated and try to play games all the time.
(3) A kid who always wants his name to posted on something they like

That KoiFish kid is very funny indeed
Cmon you dont need to always be the team captain, koifish!
HA! You got koifished!

KoiFishED by ConciseIce January 20, 2020

Kyfished

When a blobfish catfishes you.

Steve man I can’t believe you got Kyfished!

Kyfished by Homophones August 3, 2020

I'm Keished 

high asf, or get caught lacking

"Mr. Syvertsen I'm Keishedddddddd"
"Bro I was keished after that blunt"

I'm Keished by bigniggie9669 December 4, 2018