Koifished

Deceiving someone via social media or dating site by posting/sending pics or videos that are very old and
don't represent the way you currently look.

Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia

Fuck man I got koifished on POF. That chick I met the other night looked hot on her profile pics, but when I saw her she looked 15 years older and had gained alot of weight.

Koifished by foxaguilar August 21, 2018

KoiFishED

(1) A stupid kid who always try to admire themselves. Will particularly target a black girl to roast.

(2) A kid who goes to a good school but never appreciated and try to play games all the time.
(3) A kid who always wants his name to posted on something they like

That KoiFish kid is very funny indeed
Cmon you dont need to always be the team captain, koifish!
HA! You got koifished!

KoiFishED by ConciseIce January 20, 2020

Kyfished

When a blobfish catfishes you.

Steve man I can’t believe you got Kyfished!

Kyfished by Homophones August 3, 2020

Koifish smp 

As the most epic and greatest SMP of all time, all of its members are cool.

Especially Dragonheart. He's really cool.

Have you heard of the Koifish smp?
Yea, it's really cool! They add mods all the time to spice things up!

Koifish smp by totallynotdragonheart March 10, 2021

Ketfished

When you expect to go skiing but you end up in the horse stable.

Mark needs to label his bags because he definitely Ketfished me.

Ketfished by Dandan83184 May 17, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020