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To play with one's self until you create an chronic masturbation ulcer
Not doing much still recovering from my kesik
Kesik by HonestD00d October 15, 2021
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Translator Note: "Keikaku" means "Plan".
All according to Keikaku
Keikaku by Hobiron August 4, 2019
Related Words
Kesik Keiko Kesi kesiena Kesk keikaku keiki keiska kerikovism Kesia

keikaku doori 

Japanese for "Just as Planned". A phrase made popular by Light Yagami of Death Note.
Light's amazing plan worked out exactly as he had planned. "Keikaku doori", he exclaimed.
keikaku doori by hallwaykun August 18, 2008
She’s a girl made of gold and diamonds, she’s the best thing that will ever happen to you. She’s incredibly sexy and turns on any guy that looks at her. All eyes are on her when she walks into the room. Her eyes shine like stars, her hair flows gracefully in the wind, and her lips are perfectly curved; they’re great for kissing, but her smile...it’s one of the most unique things she has. She is such an amazing, gorgeous, adorable and not to mention bangable girl in the universe. She’ll make you laugh with any of her cute and clever jokes and is fun to be around. She’s a total badass and she’s knows it. She has a deep passion for success and doesn’t let anyone get in her way. She’s the coolest woman in existence and everyone wants her.
Go get yourself a girl like Keiko.
Keiko by One awesome person :) December 28, 2017

Kitagawa Keiko 

Kitagawa Keiko-sensei is a Japanese actress. She played Reiko, the tech girl, in Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, and Hino Rei/Sailor Mars in PGSM, the live Sailor Moon drama, which was only produced in Japanese.
Kitagawa Keiko is an amazing actress!
Kitagawa Keiko by ~Ellz June 18, 2008
Very smart, intelligent, and beautiful inside and out. Loves to help others even when others are assholes. Also will beat your ass.
When I grow up, I want to be just like Kesi, she is an awesome individual.
Kesi by Keekeebaybee January 25, 2017
Keiko is the best friend you'll ever have. She is nice, funny, and weird in all the right ways. She'll always brighten your day and bring a smile to your face when you need it the most. The person who will always be there for you in ways no one else can.👌🏽🤗🙃🙂
Person: I'm feeling really sad today.
Other Person: You should befriend a Keiko, their great!
Keiko by Sneakerz and Hot sauce April 17, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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