A man that tries to shake your hand in public. But you refuse and pull your hand away. He then forces the hand shake for a photo op.
See that guy over there? He's a total ScoMo. I think he pissed himself before at the Cricket.. I ain't shaking his hand
ScoMophillia also known is a sexual attraction or sexual act which involves a ScoMo, an unusually rare and endangered species of Australian Prime ministers. It usually involves arousal by forced hand shakes, shitting one's self at Engadine Maccas, Gaslighting the general public, or whilst holidaying in secret in Hawaii, all whilst being smirked at.
Hey babe what really turn you on.. I'm into ScomoPhillia porn...
You can get hot ScoMo on ScoMo action in Murdoch's newspapers
When your boss Tanya doesn't know WTF going on and you get blammed for sht
Oh man.. I have the worst Tanyagraine ever .. I can't make it tomorroz sorry
A rusty screw..
My colourbond roof was fucked because my screws were all Bremicks
I gave her a Bremick last night..
National Dumbarse Insurance Scheme
Yo bro when ScoMo got elected he said he would fix this Ndis shit. But he just another full of shit politician.
Like stuff up, but it's shorter because you can't admit you stuffed up
Look at that Robodebt. It's a Stu up
Look at the NDIS.. It's a Stu up
Hey my website just got DDoS.. It's Stu upped
Noun.
What's used by the Australian government to prop a leg up on a dodgy budget to pretend that they will have a surplus.
Also, a place for not for profit charities to rip off their workers and give their chairpeople 6 figure bonuses.
Hey... I've run out of money again.. Can you just skim a little NDIS again off the top?
