HonestD00d's definitions

ndis

National Dumbarse Insurance Scheme

Yo bro when ScoMo got elected he said he would fix this Ndis shit. But he just another full of shit politician.

by HonestD00d June 25, 2019

Tanyagraine

When your boss Tanya doesn't know WTF going on and you get blammed for sht

Oh man.. I have the worst Tanyagraine ever .. I can't make it tomorroz sorry

by HonestD00d March 25, 2019

ScoMo

A man that tries to shake your hand in public. But you refuse and pull your hand away. He then forces the hand shake for a photo op.

See that guy over there? He's a total ScoMo. I think he pissed himself before at the Cricket.. I ain't shaking his hand

by HonestD00d January 4, 2020

ScoMophillia

ScoMophillia also known is a sexual attraction or sexual act which involves a ScoMo, an unusually rare and endangered species of Australian Prime ministers. It usually involves arousal by forced hand shakes, shitting one's self at Engadine Maccas, Gaslighting the general public, or whilst holidaying in secret in Hawaii, all whilst being smirked at.

Hey babe what really turn you on.. I'm into ScomoPhillia porn...

You can get hot ScoMo on ScoMo action in Murdoch's newspapers

by HonestD00d January 8, 2020

Bremick

A rusty screw..

My colourbond roof was fucked because my screws were all Bremicks

I gave her a Bremick last night..

by HonestD00d January 15, 2020

ScoMoo

LIke the Sunrise Cash cow, but the current Australian prime minister Scott Morrison. Sco Moo.
No Job, No Business, Foreign business without paying tax? No worries. ScoMoo is here to pay you today. Just call services australia.

Can't wait for my ScoMoo payment

by HonestD00d March 31, 2020

covidsafe

An awesome app that like putting your sunscreen, acts as a magical barrier to all ministerial responsibility. Made out of Teflon.

I downloaded the covidsafe app and was using it during the budget reply to look at my photo ops and ties.

by HonestD00d October 23, 2020