ScoMophillia

ScoMophillia also known is a sexual attraction or sexual act which involves a ScoMo, an unusually rare and endangered species of Australian Prime ministers. It usually involves arousal by forced hand shakes, shitting one's self at Engadine Maccas, Gaslighting the general public, or whilst holidaying in secret in Hawaii, all whilst being smirked at.

Hey babe what really turn you on.. I'm into ScomoPhillia porn...

You can get hot ScoMo on ScoMo action in Murdoch's newspapers

by HonestD00d January 08, 2020

Kesik

To play with one's self until you create an chronic masturbation ulcer

Not doing much still recovering from my kesik

by HonestD00d October 15, 2021

Tanyagraine

When your boss Tanya doesn't know WTF going on and you get blammed for sht

Oh man.. I have the worst Tanyagraine ever .. I can't make it tomorroz sorry

by HonestD00d March 26, 2019

Stu Up

Like stuff up, but it's shorter because you can't admit you stuffed up

Look at that Robodebt. It's a Stu up
Look at the NDIS.. It's a Stu up
Hey my website just got DDoS.. It's Stu upped

by HonestD00d December 09, 2020

ndis

National Dumbarse Insurance Scheme

Yo bro when ScoMo got elected he said he would fix this Ndis shit. But he just another full of shit politician.

by HonestD00d June 25, 2019

NDIS

Noun.

What's used by the Australian government to prop a leg up on a dodgy budget to pretend that they will have a surplus.

Also, a place for not for profit charities to rip off their workers and give their chairpeople 6 figure bonuses.

Hey... I've run out of money again.. Can you just skim a little NDIS again off the top?

by HonestD00d November 21, 2020

Hazzard

Hazzard. Def noun.

Where incompetence meets biligerence and you want to blame the public and redirect them after false assurances and get suitably fired up because you have to listen to a younger gen Y as a boss.

I have done turds that provide better direction than Hazzard.

by HonestD00d December 19, 2021