Kerploosh 

An onomatopoeia used to explain the sound of an object, usually large, falling into water

We pushed the rock off the bridge and it fell into the water with a kerploosh

Kerploosh by Kerploosh_Needed_Mentioning June 22, 2024

Skerplooshed 

The act of hitting someone with a lot of force

Guy 1: You wanna get skerplooshed fam?
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'll slump you.

Skerplooshed by JustinSenpai August 8, 2016

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

kerploofkerburger by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

kerplosion 

A nightly occurence to the World of Warcraft servers. Then the forum bored. Then everybody goes out and gets laid. Well, some of us do.

1. Kerplosion! The WoW server went down again.

2. The WoW server has once again Kerploded.

kerplosion by Samsong October 26, 2004

Kersploosh 

The act of ejaculationg a large load of fo'jizzle all over someone or something

Damn it bitch you better close your eyes cos im gonna kersploosh all over you!!!!!

Kersploosh by Pimplicious Popeson July 18, 2005

kaploosh 

the sound a large turd makes when hitting the toilet bowl water

I knew my brother was pooping because I heard the kaploosh of his feces hitting the water.

kaploosh by poopy October 5, 2004

kersploosh 

the raucous splash of a gigantic turd breaking the surface of water in the toilet.

Jenna wasn't able to poop all week, but she just kersplooshed in the teacher's lounge bathroom.

kersploosh by Tuna S January 13, 2011