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kersploosh 

the raucous splash of a gigantic turd breaking the surface of water in the toilet.
Jenna wasn't able to poop all week, but she just kersplooshed in the teacher's lounge bathroom.
kersploosh by Tuna S January 13, 2011

kersplosion 

An explosion so intense that explosion/exploded is not good enough to define it.
Bob: Did you see that insane kersplosion on TV last night?

Joe: Totally dude, it just like went up in flames and smoke and then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, man. Enough said.

Skersploosh 

The act of shaking up ones beer, and then opening it in a friends face. Resulting in said friend being covered in liquid. Best done at party's
Tony: Hahahaha! I just skersploosh'ed Kevin

Fred: nice man
Skersploosh by crazy dude man guy September 5, 2011

kersploot 

Ker-sploot: The sound of semen hitting the girl's (or for some people, guy's) face generally in either the eye or right above the nose on the forehead, this allows for maximum kersplootiness.
Girl:Goddamnit, you got cum all over my face!
Guy: But did you hear that wicked kersploot?
kersploot by SexyCaptKirk October 17, 2006

Kersloshed 

To be so wet and saturated with water than the very next drop slides directly to the ground.
She was kersloshed by the recent downpour.
Kersloshed by HD da Weldon August 23, 2010

Kasploosh 

When you ejaculate in a pool after you have sex in it.
Me: Me and ten chicks went skinny dipping
Jim: I bet you kasplooshed
Kasploosh by FINGERLICKING00D July 31, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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