Kernundrum 

A Kernundrum is an impossible question or phrase that has no meaning, yet boggles the minds of many. Inciting trivial disputes whilst gaining nothing in return.
Even if said Kernundrum was answered, it leaves no lasting feeling of accomplishment or satisfaction.

The Kernundrum is a sick torturous way to break the bonds of many.

Poor Sod 1: "Gah! This Kernundrum is total bullshit, there is no real answer is there?"

Poor Sod 2: "DON'T YOU BAD MOUTH THE GOOD NAME OF THE KERNUNDRUM, THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER YOU INCESSANTLY WHINING TWIT!"

Poor Sod 1: " I missed my moms funeral"

Kernundrum by John Doughh June 1, 2021

kanundrum 

A great mystery that will probably never be solved.

Natalie: what came first, the chicken or the egg?

Adam: who the hell knows, its a kanundrum.

kanundrum by mufffichman September 22, 2006

Kunundrum 

A situation that needs handled.

The kunundrum in the wasteland was a resource for teenagers.

Kunundrum by MCR0300 July 14, 2021

Kool-Aid Konundrum

In formal terms:

"The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."

Simply put:

"The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."

Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo Metro."

Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"

Kool-Aid Konundrum by Dr. Freeze April 15, 2006

kunundrum 

A word to say to confuse your opponent or the people around you.

Tara: The answer to life's questions are a certificial kunundrum type plateau.
Mat: OH using the pun kunundrum now are we?!
James: What's a kunundrum?
Tara & Mat: *laughs*

kunundrum by kdv July 8, 2005

kenundrum 

A mis-spelling of the word CONUNDRUM which is a twist on reality, something really confusing that will usually end in the collapse of the thought process for a few minutes (usually due to a lack of desire to think of anything else because everything will seem more confusing afterwards). Something very puzzling, very confusing, usually a riddle or play on words.

The Time Travel Conundrum(kenundrum)/paradox.
If you went back in time to kill your grandpa (per se) how would you have even been alive to go and kill him to begin with?

kenundrum by GoTcHaA January 15, 2008

Kenundrum 

What the army chants in hell eternally

When you overindulge in fornication and are cast eternally to hell you will chant a very spooky... Kenundrum kenundrum

Kenundrum by Diedandwenttohell November 8, 2018