better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

by kdv June 28, 2005

walking the dog

: The act of taking your pet dog on a
walk in the great outdoors.
: To fondle one's penis.
: To fondle someone else's penis.
: Something to say when one doesn't
want one/others to know that they
are about to smoke out of their
bowl/chillium/pipe.

1. Hey Bob, you need me to go walk the dog?
2. Bob, I'm walking the dog can u give me a minute!
3. Bob you need help on walking the dog?
4. Be back in a sec, gotta go walk the dog.

by kdv June 28, 2005

conundrum

1. answering someone with a pun

2. a dilema of some sort, can't be answered

also see <b>kunundrum</b>

The answer to the cure of aids is a conundrum.

by kdv June 28, 2005

go sit on the toliet

: the act of sitting on a port-a-potty, toliet, jon-jon, home potty.
: telling one to shut up

also goes in conjunction with better calm down

*Party*
Reese: YEAH RAWK ON!!
Lad: Calm down. Go sit on the toliet.
*silence*

by kdv June 28, 2005

skittle fishing

When the female puts skittles on her vagina and clitoris, then the other person uses their mouth to retrieve them making it a skill like fishing

1. Lonna went skittle fishing last night after that intense game of Lust.

by kdv June 28, 2005

lugnut

Someone u call who is getting very annoying with you and is getting on your last nerve.

-Shut up, you phuckin lugnut!

by kdv June 28, 2005

betta shut up

expression to being quiet but saying it with more of an umphh

Tex: Get me some hot dogs.
Tara: Betta shut up.
Tex: Betta shut up bitch!

by kdv June 28, 2005