Definitions by kdv

skittle fishing 

When the female puts skittles on her vagina and clitoris, then the other person uses their mouth to retrieve them making it a skill like fishing

1. Lonna went skittle fishing last night after that intense game of Lust.

skittle fishing by kdv July 8, 2005

lugnut 

Someone u call who is getting very annoying with you and is getting on your last nerve.

-Shut up, you phuckin lugnut!

lugnut by kdv July 8, 2005

conundrum 

1. answering someone with a pun

2. a dilema of some sort, can't be answered

also see <b>kunundrum</b>

The answer to the cure of aids is a conundrum.

conundrum by kdv July 8, 2005

kunundrum 

A word to say to confuse your opponent or the people around you.

Tara: The answer to life's questions are a certificial kunundrum type plateau.
Mat: OH using the pun kunundrum now are we?!
James: What's a kunundrum?
Tara & Mat: *laughs*

kunundrum by kdv July 8, 2005

better calm down 

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

better calm down by kdv July 8, 2005

go sit on the toliet 

: the act of sitting on a port-a-potty, toliet, jon-jon, home potty.
: telling one to shut up

also goes in conjunction with better calm down

*Party*
Reese: YEAH RAWK ON!!
Lad: Calm down. Go sit on the toliet.
*silence*

go sit on the toliet by kdv July 8, 2005

betta shut up 

expression to being quiet but saying it with more of an umphh

Tex: Get me some hot dogs.
Tara: Betta shut up.
Tex: Betta shut up bitch!

betta shut up by kdv July 8, 2005