In formal terms:
"The size of the vehicle in possession of the
female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."
Simply put:
"The fatter
the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass
hoe drives."
Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo
Metro."
Player 2 : "That
fat bitch??
Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"