Kern’s

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by Ass_Hat February 7, 2022

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kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out

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by dil bob October 4, 2017

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Kernst

Most Amazing person who will be your friend forever. Although they may be nice you need to watch out because they probably have a dark side too. He has a great body shape but is most likely shy. Always keeps your secrets but may help get you hooked up. :)

Person 1: Did you see that guy over there
Person 2: Yeah that's kernst

by Jokes for days! October 25, 2016

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Kerns

A term used to describe a guy who wants to be cool but just ends up being more annoying than an 8 year old with ADHD who just drank 5 gallons of sugar-laden Kool-Aid.

(Note: Referred to as a "guy", although technically not a male - a large, untrimmed vag with pubic lice can be seen where the penis is usually found on a man.)

Girl: Do you hear that irritating motherfucker? Why is he fully grown, but still acts like my little sister in elementary school??

Guy: Yeah, he's a total Kerns. People always want to bitchslap the shit out of him, but it would feel too much like child abuse.

by tvrepairman October 23, 2010

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Kerns

To sleep with your mom, except not as a 4-year-old who's scared of the dark, but after you're well into adulthood.

Kerns: So mom, same place same time tonight? ;) (*cough* my room, midnight *cough*)

Guy nearby: Holy shit. Talk about the creepiest family of losers around.

by rodentcontrol October 30, 2011

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