Kern’s 

Gud juice

Kern’s is gud juice 😎

Kern’s by Ass_Hat February 7, 2022

kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out

kern valley high school suck

kern valley high school by dil bob October 4, 2017

Kernst 

Most Amazing person who will be your friend forever. Although they may be nice you need to watch out because they probably have a dark side too. He has a great body shape but is most likely shy. Always keeps your secrets but may help get you hooked up. :)

Person 1: Did you see that guy over there
Person 2: Yeah that's kernst

Kernst by Jokes for days! October 25, 2016

Kerns 

A term used to describe a guy who wants to be cool but just ends up being more annoying than an 8 year old with ADHD who just drank 5 gallons of sugar-laden Kool-Aid.

(Note: Referred to as a "guy", although technically not a male - a large, untrimmed vag with pubic lice can be seen where the penis is usually found on a man.)

Girl: Do you hear that irritating motherfucker? Why is he fully grown, but still acts like my little sister in elementary school??

Guy: Yeah, he's a total Kerns. People always want to bitchslap the shit out of him, but it would feel too much like child abuse.

Kerns by tvrepairman October 23, 2010

Kerns 

To sleep with your mom, except not as a 4-year-old who's scared of the dark, but after you're well into adulthood.

Kerns: So mom, same place same time tonight? ;) (*cough* my room, midnight *cough*)

Guy nearby: Holy shit. Talk about the creepiest family of losers around.

Kerns by rodentcontrol October 30, 2011

Kernster 

A person who cannot stop playing one song on loop all day long, yet does not know any of the lyrics to it.

Erin is such a kernster! She has been listening to "Soul Sister" all day and still makes up her own lyrics.

Kernster by K8 Stoopaloop March 15, 2010

what a kerns 

an insult used to describe something outrageous

"what a kerns move"
"omg what a kerns"

what a kerns by ricky gg October 26, 2007