Kerfing

Having an elderly man sit on your face with his pants off and his butthole shaved while you penitrate his anus with your tongue

Me and my elderly neighbor are going kerfing later

by Tmankow1700 March 9, 2018

High Kerbing

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation

I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched

by HenrikHK June 14, 2017

karfingle

To use the stick shift of a car as a dildo.

Guy 1: I saw Jeff's mom Karfingle herself!
Guy 2: Sweet! Did you tell Jeff?
Guy 1: He was sitting shotgun when it happened

by pmc983 March 10, 2011

Kerning

/ˈkərniNG/

1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.

1. "I am very concerned about the kerning on this text, it looks awful."
2. "We're out of popcorn and I'm totally kerning right now."

by tone-mo February 11, 2019

Kerington

A small creature with ten fingers and ten toes, who with one look will capture your heart and fill your being with eternal joy. They are smart, endearing, and can overcome the largest beasts with one finger.

I saw Kerington for the first time today and couldn't stop smiling.

by Lovealwaysandforever February 5, 2010

korfing

the act of doing something in a positive or negative way

jono pulled like 6 chicks last night! good korfing

by fripanski666 November 7, 2011

Keffing

*British* (participle), verb: to kef
A rather hard slap to the back of the neck.

NOTE: Does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.

Dude 1: HOLY FUCK, JUSTIN BIEBER!
Dude 2: You deserve a mighty good keffing.

by Fizzle12345671 February 18, 2011