kerf

to snuggle in a bed in the nude pretending to sleep but in reality making whoopie.

Gee, I'd like to kerf that bitch while his parents are in the other room.

by randie and tarsticles April 10, 2008

kerf

a jerk of "killer" quality

God, your such a kerf.

by SorrowBanana April 06, 2008

Dirty Kerf

having a crusty ass from not wiping and screaming into the fucking mic in ps4 chats.

Yo Bro, Shut The fuck up Your Being A Dirty Kerf.

by jbakes2021 February 04, 2021

Kerfing

Having an elderly man sit on your face with his pants off and his butthole shaved while you penitrate his anus with your tongue

Me and my elderly neighbor are going kerfing later

by Tmankow1700 March 09, 2018