Kerfing
Having an elderly man sit on your face with his pants off and his butthole shaved while you penitrate his anus with your tongue
Kerfing by Tmankow1700 March 9, 2018
Words you can keep
High Kerbing
When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation
High Kerbing by HenrikHK June 14, 2017
Kerning
/ˈkərniNG/
1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.
1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.
Kerington
A small creature with ten fingers and ten toes, who with one look will capture your heart and fill your being with eternal joy. They are smart, endearing, and can overcome the largest beasts with one finger.
Kerington by Lovealwaysandforever February 5, 2010
korfing
korfing by fripanski666 November 7, 2011
Keffing
*British* (participle), verb: to kef
A rather hard slap to the back of the neck.
NOTE: Does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.
A rather hard slap to the back of the neck.
NOTE: Does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.
Keffing by Fizzle12345671 February 18, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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