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"Karfing" is derived from the noun: "Karfa" (pl. Karfes). The literal meaning of "karfing" is dying (in Valorant) at the start of the round, due to a lack of game knowledge, being tilted or missing those essential braincells to keep you functioning as a human being. Many famous players like Azucar, Pewpini and other immortal castaways that try to make it in this harsh world use this expression in their games.
Pew: "My friend you need to stop karfing if you want us to win this game."
EU Tenz: "All you're doing is Karfes."
Karfing by Kollegios January 14, 2023
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Relieving gas through the penis, much like a female queef.
This bitch plugged her nose because he couldn't stop karfing.

During a session of anal sex the couple couldnt decide if she was farting or he was karfing.
Karfing by weeziebaby April 24, 2010
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Raping a Pokemon Gym Leader and leaving a low level Magikarp to defend said Gym. Which in turn causes those level 38 douche bags with maxed CP Dragonites to wonder what the fuck is going on and how the fuck they lost their Gym Leader status.
I'm Karping those no life level 40 douche bags. Haha
Karping by Gaskins July 23, 2016
To use the stick shift of a car as a dildo.
Guy 1: I saw Jeff's mom Karfingle herself!
Guy 2: Sweet! Did you tell Jeff?
Guy 1: He was sitting shotgun when it happened
karfingle by pmc983 March 10, 2011

karrington 

karringtons are really sweet and are great friends . karringtons can also be really insecure but they love their bodies . karringtons are grate with babies and younger kids . they are great wifes/ girlfriends

and if you ever meet a karrington WIFE her you will never regret it . what ever you do just don't make a karrington mad .
guy 1 : I'm going to ask karrington to marry me today

guy 2 : good luck with that
karrington by notgnirrak May 11, 2016

Karrington 

One day you will be walking down the street and drop your phone. They're are three kinds of people. The people who just walk right on bye. The people who pick it up and run. And Karrington's who will pick it up for you make sure it's not cracked and ask if you are okay? What kind of person do you want to be friends with? The biggest turd of them all, Karrington? Or the rude immature people who don't help out? This is what a Karrington is.
Thank you for my phone Karrington.
Yes I am ok!
to take full advantage of free items such as buffet or free items , to always get free stuff some how
he is karking the hell out of that buffet ,, karked it hard
Karking by kark August 6, 2014
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