Keffing

*British* (participle), verb: to kef
A rather hard slap to the back of the neck.

NOTE: Does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.

Dude 1: HOLY FUCK, JUSTIN BIEBER!
Dude 2: You deserve a mighty good keffing.

by Fizzle12345671 February 18, 2011

keffing

A new word on the streets meaning masturbation over ones own faeces to intoxication...

Boca was keffing over his mother.

by NuKeZ December 10, 2004

kjeffings

when your school dean cant spell for shit

no joggers or kjeffings

by Jewish Jiggley November 17, 2018

Kefting

Kefting means you are playing around too much, lying, or faking something.

Friend: Bro on god bro I had 12 hoes on me last night.

Me: Nah nigga you kefting my G.

by Moyyusepadd June 23, 2019

Koffing

A Pokemon that is full of poisonous gases and spews them out in battle.

Jessie; Go Ekans

James; Go Koffing

by Light Joker April 25, 2004

KOFFING

The most unexpecting thing to yell out in a group conversation

guy1: so how you guys doing?
guy2: good, but anyways how about that Sally bitch eh?
guy3: shes a bitch, i totally wanna--
guy4: KOFFING!

by Galano March 24, 2005

Koffing

The best thing ever.

Koffing gassed the Jews, everyone loves Koffing!

by Jshadias April 10, 2004