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to suck someones tiny dick whilst playing with a retards balls
ed: i'm off for a keppie

joe: think i might join ya
keppie by dwain pipe March 11, 2007
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keppetjes 

The fat upper part of your leg.
Keppetjes is used in dutch but you can also use it in english.
Ruben has verry nice Keppetjes
keppetjes by Keppetjes master May 20, 2016
A nickname your Jewish mom has for your head
Send me pics of your beautiful keppi with your nice new hat on!
Keppi by Jerry Garcia February 1, 2019

Keppered 

When you're so baked you look retarded.
Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'
Keppered by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017
A Cumbrian term to describe someone with large ears. Often used as an insult.
Be quiet mathew your keppets look like satellites
keppets by Moz lad May 10, 2018

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich 

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).
Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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