Keppie 

An overly masfurbated dick.

He wanted to put the keppie through another round.

Keppie by anonymous July 10, 2022

keppie 

to suck someones tiny dick whilst playing with a retards balls

ed: i'm off for a keppie

joe: think i might join ya

keppie by dwain pipe March 11, 2007

keppetjes 

The fat upper part of your leg.
Keppetjes is used in dutch but you can also use it in english.

Ruben has verry nice Keppetjes

keppetjes by Keppetjes master May 20, 2016

Keppi 

A nickname your Jewish mom has for your head

Send me pics of your beautiful keppi with your nice new hat on!

Keppi by Jerry Garcia February 1, 2019

Keppered 

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

Keppered by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

keppets 

A Cumbrian term to describe someone with large ears. Often used as an insult.

Be quiet mathew your keppets look like satellites

keppets by Moz lad May 10, 2018

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich 

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich by redlesley June 11, 2009