Keppie

An overly masfurbated dick.

He wanted to put the keppie through another round.

by anonymous July 10, 2022

keppie

to suck someones tiny dick whilst playing with a retards balls

ed: i'm off for a keppie

joe: think i might join ya

by dwain pipe March 11, 2007

keppetjes

The fat upper part of your leg.
Keppetjes is used in dutch but you can also use it in english.

Ruben has verry nice Keppetjes

by Keppetjes master May 20, 2016

Keppi

A nickname your Jewish mom has for your head

Send me pics of your beautiful keppi with your nice new hat on!

by Jerry Garcia February 1, 2019

Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

keppets

A Cumbrian term to describe someone with large ears. Often used as an insult.

Be quiet mathew your keppets look like satellites

by Moz lad May 10, 2018

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

by redlesley June 11, 2009