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Kentucky Coco Berry Cream Pie Delight

When you tit fuck a girl, cum on her tits, then drag your dingle berry covered hairy ass across her tits then she tosses your salad.
Hey bro! Last night I have this chick a Kentucky Coco Berry Cream Pie Delight!

Kentucky creamsicle 

The act of freezing someone’s sperm and making a popsicle, then having a women shove the popsicle up her cooter and impregnating her.
Mr Reed may have children but is still a virgin because he chose to have a Kentucky creamsicle.

The Kentucky Creamer 

While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.
We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.
The Kentucky Creamer by S.P.G December 8, 2011

Kentucky Creamer 

1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.
1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."

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Kentucky Coffee Creamer 

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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