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by jessica mladineo January 30, 2009
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Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.
Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner
by Zmyancy September 24, 2019
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Lee Keltner

To get capped in the dome after punching a news crew and spraying their security guard with bear spray. Bonus if you're a MAGA like Lee Keltner was.
If someone acts like they're gonna pull a gun on me, I'm gonna Lee Keltner their ass.
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Kellner Gábor

He is said to be the god of a long forgotten religion.
Please Kellner Gábor , bless my lángos and kurtos kalács
by Cabraloco January 5, 2022
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Mr.Kellner

A being sent from the heavens to teach Acton kids civics. Some say he is the very same teacher that taught the likes of Albert Einstein, Tesla, Mark Zuckerberg, and many more.
Guy 1: ¨Oh my god! Is that really attractive guy a body-builder?!?!¨

Guy 2: "Nah it's actually Mr.Kellner"
by FurryMan6969 April 2, 2019
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Kellner Washing Machine

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.
I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.
by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006
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Kettner

A kind and caring person who is liked by many and has no trouble making friends or winning over girls.
by Just some kids having fun August 20, 2019
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