A being sent from the heavens to teach Acton kids civics. Some say he is the very same teacher that taught the likes of Albert Einstein, Tesla, Mark Zuckerberg, and many more.

Guy 1: ¨Oh my god! Is that really attractive guy a body-builder?!?!¨

Guy 2: "Nah it's actually Mr.Kellner"

Mr.Kellner by FurryMan6969 April 2, 2019

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Kellner Washing Machine

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.

I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.

Kellner Washing Machine by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006

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Kettner

A kind and caring person who is liked by many and has no trouble making friends or winning over girls.

Oh you are dating Kettner, I love him

Kettner by Just some kids having fun August 20, 2019

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