keltner

a weird crazy monkey with stick in behind

look at that keltner going crazy

by jessica mladineo January 30, 2009

Lee Keltner

To get capped in the dome after punching a news crew and spraying their security guard with bear spray. Bonus if you're a MAGA like Lee Keltner was.

If someone acts like they're gonna pull a gun on me, I'm gonna Lee Keltner their ass.

by FuckTrumpAndBoebert2024 May 04, 2024

Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.

Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner

by Zmyancy September 24, 2019