When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.

Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.

Keltzing by AaronHanak January 9, 2009

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Keltin • kelvin • Kelton • keating • kelin • kenting • kentin • kellin • Kellin Quinn • kelping

Kenting

The act of wearing clear, unassuming, reading-style glasses when they are not necessary for sight or fashion, but as a disguise in public situations. The phrase is based on the DC comics superhero Clark Kent/Superman who masks his secret identity with a combination of glasses (e.g. perceived weakness) and the facade of a bumbling personality.

Yesterday I caught John kenting downtown near his homicidal ex-girlfriend's place of employment; I did a double-take since I had never seen him wear glasses before.

Kenting by AquMaein September 27, 2012

kelina

Kelina is a girl that is very special in every way she can make you smile but don't get on her bad side for she can make you wish you where never alive she is so beautiful all the guys want her she does not wear much make up for that she is very natural she has a sassy but sweet attitude she will be your best friend kelinas are very hard to find but when you find one you will love her even if you do not know it yet

Guy 1 : woah did you see kelina today?

Guy 2 : Yeah I wish I had a girl like that:(

kelina by Itsyoboiiskinnypenis June 21, 2017

kelvining

Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.

Yo, we kelvining tonight?

kelvining by fA1K0n June 12, 2021

Kellin Quinn

Lead vocalist of Sleeping With Sirens. Kellin(28 years old)being very talented, having leggiero tenor as his voice type. He is married and has a daughter name Copeland.

Kellin Quinn is extremely talented.

Kellin Quinn by Kellin Lincoln January 29, 2015

Kentin

A ship between Ken suson and Justin de Dios, The Main dancer and Visual of P-pop boy group SB19. They are known to be the bunso ship of the group. Many fans are shookt when Justin tweeted "ken ifollowback mo ako* and ken replied "HAHAHAHA cutieeeeeee 💕💕💕"

7:07 kentin pareign

Kentin by sb19 kentin palagi December 29, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026