kelmy

a guy who is hot sexy ass fuck usally black he gets horny quick he would date a mexican girl with straight brown hair meduim size and he has a big dick

hey bro

what up puto
i heard kelmy made her choke

hmm i beht she enjoyed that dick

by kelmy December 3, 2019

Kelmy girls

mostly cake faced girls with extensions, foundation that doesnt match their faces, short skirts and think they can fight.
on the other hand really nice, funny girls who know how to party and are up for a good time

oi that girls hella hot she must be a Kelmy girls

or lol her skirts so short must be a Kelmy girls

by kjhk;hk;hjk'jk; October 12, 2011

Kelly on christmas

Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc

I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.

by white d'angelo January 3, 2014

Kellyanne Conartist

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Charlie Kelly

Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.

Charlie Kelly is God.

Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."

by jshrubz April 25, 2011

kellyanned

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.

Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!

by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

Kellyanne Conway

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

by memlurd January 24, 2017