Definitions by Carmen59
kelman
The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.
ryfucius
The most humble person you've ever met. They might be brash at first but underneath the crude and rudeness, there is a sensitive and caring soul. They will be the most loyal and real person who always has the best intentions yet can be a headass when being unaware or interested in topics. Although kind their laugh is horrible at the same time affectious. One thing is it's never boring with a ryfucius in your life.