Kelmanson
Hot, sexy and good in bed!!!! Loyal to girlfriends. Does not cheat. Have a long one in his pants. And does not know how to spell
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kelvinson
Kelvinsons are caring people and will always have your back. They will always make sure you're okay before leaving you alone. May tend to ask if you're alright a lot, but don't get irritated with them they're only making sure you never go through what they've gone through. Kelvinsons are usually all about peace, but if push comes to shove they'll be extremely violent and will show no mercy. Once a Kelvinson is comfortable with you, be prepared for some kinky shit.
Person: Wow he's really loyal
Person 2: Yeah they're definitely a Kelvinson
Or
Girl: damn I really wish he was mine
Girl 2: No way you could ever get him. He's a Kelvinson
Person 2: Yeah they're definitely a Kelvinson
Or
Girl: damn I really wish he was mine
Girl 2: No way you could ever get him. He's a Kelvinson
kelvinson by Theoretically August 10, 2016
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026