Kellnel

A nice, handsome, and very funny person. Kellnel likes to joke a lot around when he is happy. But when he is sad, his just a quiet person and wouldn't start a talk. He is a very friendly person. But he is also weird in some kind of way. People likes to be around him because with his smile he makes everybody happy and also provoces people to have a really nice day. When you need a person to speak about things going on in your life, he will be there for you, listening and trying to help you and will also never tell anyone about the talk if you say so.

Hey do you see that guy over there?
Yeah, that's kellnel. He's a friendly person. Y'all should talk and know each other.

by Brittany James November 21, 2021

Kellner Gábor

He is said to be the god of a long forgotten religion.

Please Kellner Gábor , bless my lángos and kurtos kalács

by Cabraloco January 5, 2022

Mr.Kellner

A being sent from the heavens to teach Acton kids civics. Some say he is the very same teacher that taught the likes of Albert Einstein, Tesla, Mark Zuckerberg, and many more.

Guy 1: ¨Oh my god! Is that really attractive guy a body-builder?!?!¨

Guy 2: "Nah it's actually Mr.Kellner"

by FurryMan6969 April 2, 2019

Kellner Washing Machine

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.

I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.

by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006