Kellar 

A fantastic magical being that soars over mountain ranges on a daily basis. Kellar is known to hunt many moose and men (Alex). Kellar stomps bitches and cooks bros for dinner.

Kellar secretly steals your most favourite possessions and turns them into gold to give to you for christmas.

Kellar likes Wisers.

girl: "what you do that fooooor?"
kellar: "move bitch, I don't need no excuses, Im Kellar!"

Kellar by catloverzzzzzzunite December 16, 2011

The Hellen Kellar 

when a girl is giving u a blowjob and u pull out right before you cum and u put your baby yogurt in each eye and ear so that she can no longer see or hear, you then reinsert you semihardon back into her mouth so she cant talk and make her rub your herpes riddled ball sac as if she is reading brail

yo i gave that bitch the hellen kellar lastnight, she was so def, dumb and blind she had no idea what was goin on

The Hellen Kellar by Zachary E December 15, 2006

The Hellen Kellar 

A person who is Sleep walking

My room mate was sleep walking last night so i drop kicked that Hellen Kellar looking mother fucker and he fell dome piece first to the floor and tried reading the floor with his hands like The Hellen Kellar would if she was drunk.

The Hellen Kellar by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008

Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.

“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”

Keller High School by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019

kelara 

Rare and unique. Defineable by a select few

There has been and always will be only one kelara in the entire universe.

kelara by seeker of rare things February 16, 2010

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Kevlar Neck Gaiter 

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.

“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”

Kevlar Neck Gaiter by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020