Kellar

A fantastic magical being that soars over mountain ranges on a daily basis. Kellar is known to hunt many moose and men (Alex). Kellar stomps bitches and cooks bros for dinner.

Kellar secretly steals your most favourite possessions and turns them into gold to give to you for christmas.

Kellar likes Wisers.

girl: "what you do that fooooor?"
kellar: "move bitch, I don't need no excuses, Im Kellar!"

by catloverzzzzzzunite December 11, 2011