A fantastic magical being that soars over mountain ranges on a daily basis. Kellar is known to hunt many moose and men (Alex). Kellar stomps bitches and cooks bros for dinner.
Kellar secretly steals your most favourite possessions and turns them into gold to give to you for christmas.
A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.
Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.