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Haytham Kenway 

The father of the Assassin Connor Kenway from Assassin's Creed 3. A highly skilled fighter and freerunner, Haytham has the skills of the greatest Assassins. The perfect embodiment of Templar ideology and the only Templar who tried to make peace with the Assassins, Haytham Kenway is easily the greatest Templar who ever lived and one of the greatest characters in the Assassin's Creed series.
Haytham Kenway is the British version of Chuck Norris.
Haytham Kenway by Haytham Kenway December 14, 2012
Related Words
Kekwa • kekwait • kekwat • kekw • kekoa • kekma.ga • keka • Kekka • Kekma • keiwa
You see tayk he’s a keeway don’t fucc with him
keeway by S L I M E Y J A Y Y October 27, 2020
A Twitch emote used when the intention to spam KEKW to laugh at a streamer's misfortune was thwarted by a fortunate change in events. Portmonteau of "KEKW" and "wait".
Streamer is about to lose a game of Hearthstone then topdecks the perfect card
Twitch chat: KEKWait
kekwait by opobdtfs May 2, 2020

kekma.ga 

Kekma.ga, also known simply as Kekma, is a shock site
displaying NSFL content which has been used in raid attacks
on several subreddits and Discord servers. The site contains
a rapidly flashing NSFL image accompanied by a high-
pitched ear rape of a person screaming, as well as an NSFL
video in the center of the page, the most common ones are a video of animals getting skinned, a man

inserting a screwdriver inside his urethra or a man

ejaculating inside the corpses of a burned child and a burned adult.

Upon opening, the page
enters fullscreen mode, while an attempt to leave the pages
produces a confirmation window, slowing down the exiting
process.

So please for the love of god do not search this website!
Person 1: Hey man, have you ever heard of kekma.ga? This is Reddit but better

Person 2: Really? Like are you sure?

Person 1: Yes it is

Person 2: OMG MY EYES WTF DID I JUST WATCHED
kekma.ga by afultir July 17, 2020

Connor Kenway 

Main character of Assassins Creed 3. Also a total badass of a fighter, climber and over all bamf. Has the willingness to fight against injustice and against Templars like his ancestors Ezio and Altair. He completely dismantles the entire Knights Templar Order.Also is the son of a Templar Grand Master Haytham Kenway. Ironic.
Connor Kenway killed Haytham Kenway as a last resort because Haytham was gonna kill him.
Kekka: “Ravioli ravioli don’t lewd the spider loli”
Abbacchio: “Shut up kekka”
Kekka by Abbacchio.Feels January 16, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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