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Kekma
An act performed by one man and a steel screw/nail. The man starts by inserting the tip of said screw/nail into the hole found at the tip of the penis and screwing it in until it is tightly secure, the man then closes the act by ripping the screw/nail out of his penis and spraying all onlookers in a stream of blood.
Kekma by ——-___—_—_-_____ August 2, 2021
kekma.ga
Kekma.ga, also known simply as Kekma, is a shock site
displaying NSFL content which has been used in raid attacks
on several subreddits and Discord servers. The site contains
a rapidly flashing NSFL image accompanied by a high-
pitched ear rape of a person screaming, as well as an NSFL
video in the center of the page, the most common ones are a video of animals getting skinned, a man
inserting a screwdriver inside his urethra or a man
ejaculating inside the corpses of a burned child and a burned adult.
Upon opening, the page
enters fullscreen mode, while an attempt to leave the pages
produces a confirmation window, slowing down the exiting
process.
So please for the love of god do not search this website!
displaying NSFL content which has been used in raid attacks
on several subreddits and Discord servers. The site contains
a rapidly flashing NSFL image accompanied by a high-
pitched ear rape of a person screaming, as well as an NSFL
video in the center of the page, the most common ones are a video of animals getting skinned, a man
inserting a screwdriver inside his urethra or a man
ejaculating inside the corpses of a burned child and a burned adult.
Upon opening, the page
enters fullscreen mode, while an attempt to leave the pages
produces a confirmation window, slowing down the exiting
process.
So please for the love of god do not search this website!
kekma.ga
A shock-site. I genuinely do not recommend going there (and even typing in that name), as the pictures there would be extremely painful to watch (watching a dog get skinned alive isn't a very good thing to see). PLEASE DO NOT VISIT THIS WEBSITE.
Ivan: Hey, Ostap, I know a very cool website! It's called kekma.ga! Visit it!
Ostap: Okay, I'll do it, then.
(a day later)
Ostap: What in the flying crusty kentucky-fried fuck did I watch? Please, make me unsee that shit!
Ostap: Okay, I'll do it, then.
(a day later)
Ostap: What in the flying crusty kentucky-fried fuck did I watch? Please, make me unsee that shit!
kekma.ga by shekelmaster July 18, 2020
kekma.net
Formerly kekma.ga (a domain hack for kek maga), kekma.net is a shock site that, upon entrance, automatically sets the webpage to fullscreen (with a confirmation message popping up when a victim wants to exit), and depicts an NSFL video of a man shoving a screw into his penis, surrounded by a GIF of a dog being skinned alive that flashes between negative and non-negative mode, an earrape version of a sound that's called "the world's loudest orgasm" plays in the background, the cursor image is also changed when a victim unfortunately happens to visit this website, for the love of GOD, don't visit kekma.net, and if there's a post on a social media platform that tells you to come to kekma.net, do NOT click it!
Reddit post: come to kekma.net today! The no-cuck Reddit replacement!
Person clicks kekma.net link
Person: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE!? I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!!!!!
(gif depiction of kekma.net victim after seeing the website)
Person clicks kekma.net link
Person: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE!? I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!!!!!
(gif depiction of kekma.net victim after seeing the website)
kekma.net by SloveneInSerbia May 25, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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