kieling
Kieling: verb. to weasle your way into a chicks pussy via a friend who is trying to bang the chick, despite a spoken agreement not to bang said chick
kieling by Pope and JIm March 30, 2005
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Killing Crazy
Killing crazy has been used in the military, to describe a soldier who kills unnecessarily and for enjoyment.
Killing Crazy by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
Snape-killing
Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing you are their greatest agent.
(Coined by Ben from Super Carlin Brothers)
(Coined by Ben from Super Carlin Brothers)
Snape-killing by kyle-ron May 4, 2016
Killing Two Stones With One Bird
Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
Killing Two Stones With One Bird by Scizor69 February 10, 2022
Killing Eve
An awesome BBC America dramedy television show about two women---a detective, Eve, and an extraordinary assassin, Villanelle, becoming obsessed with each other (to the point where you will wonder if it's romantic interest) as they try to take each other down. The acting by Sandra Oh (Cristina from Grey's Anatomy) is great and Jodie Comer will especially wow your ass.
Season 2 will come sometime next year.
Season 2 will come sometime next year.
Killing Eve: BBC tv show
Eve: “I think about you all the time. I think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. I think about what friends you have, what you eat before you work, what shampoo you use, what happened in your family. I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone. I think about what you had for breakfast. I just want to know everything.”
Villanelle: I think about you too. I mean. I masturbate about you a lot.
Eve: Okay... that's...
Villanelle: Too much?
Eve: No... I just wasn't expecting that.
Eve: “I think about you all the time. I think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. I think about what friends you have, what you eat before you work, what shampoo you use, what happened in your family. I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone. I think about what you had for breakfast. I just want to know everything.”
Villanelle: I think about you too. I mean. I masturbate about you a lot.
Eve: Okay... that's...
Villanelle: Too much?
Eve: No... I just wasn't expecting that.
Killing Eve by bluevanillite July 4, 2018
Team-Killing Fucktard
A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).
Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.
Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)
Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.
Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)
Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
Team-Killing Fucktard by Super-Ultimate-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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