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keepsdemboobsfromfloppin 

A spurious joke term meaning the German name for a bra.
Hey John wanna hear a joke...What is the German name for a bra?
Answer: keepsdemboobsfromfloppin
-To lie, fib, or bend the truth.
-Can be used as ‘no keesie’ to express truth or factual statements.
“Bro, stop keesieing I know you didn’t bang that chick.”
No bro, no keesie I did.”
Keesie by JayCums16 July 21, 2023

keepsitleft 

A group formed by people who have no lives and choose to change their Facebook names to "Keepsitleft".

Also sometimes confused with the mating ceremony of Elephants.
Jon Smith "Hey man! did you change your name to 'keepsitleft' yet?!"

Mallory Hallway "No man! that's so gay!"

Jon Smith "Nah man really!?!?!"

Mallory Hallway "Yeah! it's for posers"
keepsitleft by Fxckducklefters July 17, 2010
When you’re trash at online games and give no comms
“Bro, this dude is straight dog water”
“Yeah, this dude keesie af”
Keesie by SmallsBiggie November 6, 2021
"wow im going to watch kelpsie stream later, wanna join me? we can vc."

keepsecrets 

keepsecrets is a sexy gothangelz member i love him so so so much i hump my pillow while listening to keepsecrets fuck im so hornythinking about keepsecrets
jerome: hey you wanna jerk off to keepsecrets with me?
michael: sure dude u hear that new gothangelz?
keepsecrets by qwf August 21, 2025