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The act of keeping something, especially something wagered as part of a game.
"You could either play “keepsies” or “funsies,” but we always played keepsies, where the winner got to keep all of his opponent's marbles that he won."
Keepsie by Nicoleans_tg March 12, 2019
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keepsdemboobsfromfloppin 

A spurious joke term meaning the German name for a bra.
Hey John wanna hear a joke...What is the German name for a bra?
Answer: keepsdemboobsfromfloppin
-To lie, fib, or bend the truth.
-Can be used as ‘no keesie’ to express truth or factual statements.
“Bro, stop keesieing I know you didn’t bang that chick.”
“No bro, no keesie I did.”
Keesie by JayCums16 July 21, 2023

keepsitleft 

A group formed by people who have no lives and choose to change their Facebook names to "Keepsitleft".

Also sometimes confused with the mating ceremony of Elephants.
Jon Smith "Hey man! did you change your name to 'keepsitleft' yet?!"

Mallory Hallway "No man! that's so gay!"

Jon Smith "Nah man really!?!?!"

Mallory Hallway "Yeah! it's for posers"
keepsitleft by Fxckducklefters July 17, 2010
When you’re trash at online games and give no comms
“Bro, this dude is straight dog water
Yeah, this dude keesie af
Keesie by SmallsBiggie November 6, 2021
"wow im going to watch kelpsie stream later, wanna join me? we can vc."

keepsecrets 

keepsecrets is a sexy gothangelz member i love him so so so much i hump my pillow while listening to keepsecrets fuck im so hornythinking about keepsecrets
jerome: hey you wanna jerk off to keepsecrets with me?
michael: sure dude u hear that new gothangelz?
keepsecrets by qwf August 21, 2025
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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