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Keasean is a red-head (sean) trying to be a black man with a black name. He is really funny and will take his sandal and beat you if you get close. But don't worry, you can outrun him, or outsmart him. He is the whitest a white man can be, but he is a great guy to be around. No matter where he is, he will always like a girl named Anna. He is usually short, but he is also gay at the same time. He always has 2 bodyguards with him and if you touch him, you will get beat.
Guy 1: Woah, look at that keasean!

Guy 2: Yea he's never getting a girlfriend XD
Keasean by Kid kid.fat fork November 25, 2019
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Keasean Day 

The 31st of November is Keasean eve, and Keasean day is the 1st of December. Keasean day is the day you celebrate your white friend Sean trying to be black or your all-around white friend trying to be black/A Colin.
Guy 1: Happy Keasean day Sean!

Guy 2: Thanks, I'm an 8ft tall black dude!
Keasean Day by Kid kid.fat fork November 25, 2019
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He’s a nice, funny, and chill guy. He usually likes to chill with himself or be with friends. Likes music and be lit. A overall nice and caring dude and anyone would be lucky to be friends with.
Friend : ago kesean what’s up
Kesean : what up! What we doing

Friend: chilling
Kesean by Bella_20639 January 15, 2021

kealeang 

mentally retarded piece of useless human, also gay
kealeang pong toch
kealeang by kealeang March 10, 2019
Beautiful dark skin with a pretty smile and long dick
Damn he got a keysean ass dick
Keysean by Luxurious nigger January 18, 2017
Kesean is a king and all ladies need to treat him right
omg Kesean could be my bae
kesean by Lia_abaddie January 11, 2021

kaseandra 

Snapchat whore. Kaseandra will take your hopes and dreams and crush them. She will take your secrets and share them with everyone. Looks sweet on the outside but is secretly sour.
Katherine: Where is Kaseandra?
Abram: Kaseandra is off sharing your secrets with everyone.
kaseandra by abramcassie December 5, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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