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Keenis 

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The Keenis is but an extremely large penis owned by Keenan, which is why all the girls will forever swoon over him. This penis is so incredibly large that it has ultra regeneration and can be passed out to all without affecting its perfection

Never take a Keenis perfection
Person 1: "hey man, did you get your daily dose of Keenis juice?
Person 2:" no not yet, I heard this one gives you powers?
Person 1: "yeah man, hes so attractive
Keenis by Keenis Owner March 28, 2022
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Kenisha 

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Kenisha's are very independent,loving,caring,sweetest and most all beautiful, they all find themselves caring for others even if it means putting their own happiness at risk, kenisha can be very dangerous individuals when you pissed them off, they are very hard working and level headed when it comes to achieving their goals. They are the greatest individuals to be friends with or to be in a relationship. Kenisha's do not often shows there feelings but their sarcastic and attitude levels are beyond the sky...... They are the most loveable and romantic girls you can ever meet. AND DONT EVEN LET ME MEANTION THEIR ATTITUDE AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ...
Kenisha is a very hardworking and outspoken girl/woman
Kenisha by Punu May 10, 2018
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keneisha 

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A Keneisha is crazy, fun, beautiful, and loyal person. She is the life of the party and the spark in an quiet room. A passionate lover and a powerful friend.
This is lame, when will Keneisha get here?

Keneisha is always making the day better.
keneisha by BrotherJohnson May 13, 2021

Kennisha

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(Kin-nee-sha) is normally just as unique as her name. Typically very beautiful with exotic features. She is one that is curious, talkative, versatile and mentally active. She is the champion of cocktail party chatter and lighthearted social encounters. Her razor-sharp wit can have her verbally dueling with the very best of opponents, who moments later are her best of friends. She is very Romantic by nature, and will have interest in many males in her lifetime. She understands love and romance well, and finds it easy to discontinue any relationship that she thinks is not in her best interests.
You are sooo Kennisha!

Wearing all these diamonds, make me feel more Kennisha-like!

Now that I have graduated from Havard, I feel like I've reached Kennisha status!
Kennisha by moi' February 5, 2010

Kneenis 

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Like the weenis of the elbow, a kneenis is the bit of skin covering your knee
My kneenis feels like a pig
Kneenis by mynameisgary March 18, 2009

Kenisha 

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Adorable, nice, fun, chill, but can be mean if pissed off. will do anything to keep someone else happy even if that means ruining her happiness. DID I MEANTION HER ADDITUDE?
Kenisha is fabulous
Kenisha by Canyousing April 11, 2016

Kenenisa Bekele 

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22 year old Ethiopian distance running sensation. Bekele has won the World Cross Country Championships' short course (4k) and the long course (12k) together in the last three years. Previously, this had never been done at all, let alone by someone so young. Bekele proved himself on the track at the 2003 World Championships by winning the 10k. In 2004, within a period of 8 days, he eclipsed his fellow countryman Haile Gebrselassie's 5k and 10k records by approximately 2 seconds each. In both races he had no one to challenge him, and the rabbits did not do their job properly, so it is generally assumed that he will continue to lower his own world record. He recently won the Olympic gold medal in the 10k in olympic record time (27:05). He was so dominant that he ran the last lap in 53 seconds and said "It was no problem for me" after the race. He is the favorite in the upcoming 5k Olympic Final which will be one of the most competitive distance races of all time featuring Bekele, 20 year old Ethiopian prodigy Sileshi Sihine who won silver in the Olympic 10k, world champion Kenyan Eliud Kipchoge and world runner-up at 5k and world champ at 1500 from Morocco Hicham El Guerrouj. If Bekele wins, he will be the first to complete the 5k and 10k double since Miruts Yifter, also from Ethiopia, in 1980.

Height: ~5'4
Weight: ~120 lbs.
Date of Birth: June 13, 1982
Place of Birth: Bekoji, Arsi Province (Ethiopia)
5k PR: 12:37.35 (World Record)
10k PR: 26:20.31 (World Record)
Jose Contreras: Haile Gebrselassie may be the greatest distance runner of all time with 17 world records.
Bruce Lee: ya but Kenenisa Bekele will be the greatest of all time eventually... he has the versatility of Geb on the track, but what sets him apart is his success in cross country as well, which Geb never had.
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