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the act of being, wanting or trying to be a nerd;
P. Eng J: We must write reports for certain work terms. This term is not required, but I'm still writing one anyways
Dr. M: Why?
P. Eng J: Because I want to write one now so I can submit it for my subsequent work term. Yes doctor I'm KEENING, help me please.
keening by Engineer May 13, 2005

Keeping it 55th street 

"Keeping it 55th street with you, chief-- I don't think my friend Muna fucks with you."
Keeping it 55th street by ausdeb November 24, 2021

Dave Keuning 

Guitarist for The Killers.
Started The Killers with Brandon Flowers.
Has brown-blonde, frizzy, afro hair.
Dave Keuning is so awesome, that he's awesome.
Dave Keuning by niney123 September 21, 2005

keeping tabs 

To watch a person or a situation carefully so that you always know what they are doing or what is happening.
"Why is he still your friend on Facebook?"

"I'm just keeping tabs on him in case he starts talking to another girl."
keeping tabs by LovingThis92 December 30, 2011

Keeping Up with Thursday 

An alternative to 'keeping up with the joneses', although hardly used in the common English lexicon. Other examples include--

A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.

B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'

C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.
This is it--- this is it... Why, I... I... Oh goodness, my love! I can't believe it! I have been keeping up with Thursday! HA HA, this is delicious!

Dave Keuning 

1) Lead guitarist for the inconceivably sexy Vegas-based band, The Killers.

2) Rocks his own socks off and loves everything.

3) Will probably get really drunk and try to have sex with you.

4) Will probably succeed in having sex with you.
It's all for Mark Stoermer. That's why Dave Keuning is here.
Dave Keuning by LMBC September 29, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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