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the act of being, wanting or trying to be a nerd;
P. Eng J: We must write reports for certain work terms. This term is not required, but I'm still writing one anyways
Dr. M: Why?
P. Eng J: Because I want to write one now so I can submit it for my subsequent work term. Yes doctor I'm KEENING, help me please.
keening by Engineer May 13, 2005

Keeping it 55th street 

"Keeping it 55th street with you, chief-- I don't think my friend Muna fucks with you."
Keeping it 55th street by ausdeb November 24, 2021

Dave Keuning 

Guitarist for The Killers.
Started The Killers with Brandon Flowers.
Has brown-blonde, frizzy, afro hair.
Dave Keuning is so awesome, that he's awesome.
Dave Keuning by niney123 September 21, 2005

keeping tabs 

To watch a person or a situation carefully so that you always know what they are doing or what is happening.
"Why is he still your friend on Facebook?"

"I'm just keeping tabs on him in case he starts talking to another girl."
keeping tabs by LovingThis92 December 30, 2011

Keeping Up with Thursday 

An alternative to 'keeping up with the joneses', although hardly used in the common English lexicon. Other examples include--

A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.

B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'

C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.
This is it--- this is it... Why, I... I... Oh goodness, my love! I can't believe it! I have been keeping up with Thursday! HA HA, this is delicious!

Dave Keuning 

1) Lead guitarist for the inconceivably sexy Vegas-based band, The Killers.

2) Rocks his own socks off and loves everything.

3) Will probably get really drunk and try to have sex with you.

4) Will probably succeed in having sex with you.
It's all for Mark Stoermer. That's why Dave Keuning is here.
Dave Keuning by LMBC September 29, 2010