kedge

to fill one's self with meat

Jake is going to kedge all day.

by phycokrat February 3, 2007

Kedge

To fit between anything. Literal to its name, this word is used as a space filler in case someone forgets a word. Earliest usage was by A.G in 2005

Example 1: That guy just kedged between me and the other car

Example 2:

Q: How will the two of you come to Chicago
A: We will just Kedge and come

by johns1 April 2, 2013

kedge

(usually)a drunken bastard with an 80% chance to swear and 50% chance to get owned by ret pallys.

Q: Did you see that kedge in WSG?
A: Yea i pwnt him, im ret.

by ZeKedgenatorPWNR May 30, 2008

kegelcizer

An exercise machine depicted in the television show "Futurama" that aids Kegel exercises, which strengthen the pelvic floor muscles in the vagina.

"I'm going to work out on the Kegelcizer."

by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008

Sony Vegas Keygen

Upon pirating "Sony Vegas 8" you will almost always have this keygen by Digital Insanity.

With it's stereotypical hacker-montage music it will make you feel like a big hecker of the interweeb.

Computer: "Sony Vegas Downloaded"
King: Vegas 8... Sony Vegas Keygen...
*music starts*
King: EPIIIIIIIIII-

by Hot Chocolateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 15, 2012

kegger

A wild party where beer is served (usually in disposable plastic cups) from a keg. Keggers are usually associated with high school and college students, but anybody can throw one if they've got a lot of friends and at least one keg of beer.

"Were you at Steve's kegger on Saturday night? Jessica and Ashley got drunk and made out with each other in front of everybody. It was awesome!"

by You Can't Kill the Metal October 20, 2006

ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014