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'Kearve' is the name of an internet meme that surfaced in 2012. It features a video of a 15 year old Australian boy, who appears to be a lad, bogan or dero, rapping in front of a webcam. The video stats with him saying 'Kearve, 15'. The video has spawned a number of memes and parodies on YouTube, Facebook and other meme sites.
Did you see that video of that kid rapping?
You mean Kearve?
Yeah!
Kearve by suxsuxsux May 17, 2013
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Kearve • Kearve Hour • kearney • kerven • keaven • Kearbell • kearen • Kearies • KeAvery • karve
A term used to describe a bogan 'rapper' who records himself rapping with a webcam and uploads the video to YouTube. Usually sports a mullet and 'lad' clothing, and raps about life in the ghetto when in actual fact his family are rich.
See that new rapper on YouTube? What a kearve!
Kearve by 10lo March 6, 2013

Kearve Hour 

An Australian term meaning '15 minutes'.
Guy 1: Hey mate, you nearly here?
Guy 2: Yeah, i'll be there in a Kearve Hour.
Kearve Hour by 10lo March 6, 2013
When a man has sex with a woman for a very long time or multiple times, she can be keared dry by friction.
I keared her until she was a dry as a bone
Keared by zippeee November 7, 2012

trippin over kearney (tok) 

when you are fallin in love with a girl who wants to be just friends
guy number 1: hey you still into that girl
guy number 2: yeah i'm totally trippin over kearney (tok)
guy number 1: sorry to hear that bro
A Haitian who has a bigger dick than your boyfriend and dad he can get any girl just by wippin out that dick, a shorties guts gonna b hurting for years
OOO MY FUCKING GOD MY GUTS HURTS SO MUCH. KERVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT WELL
Kerven by Annnnnonymous April 22, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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