Kearen 

A red headed faggot with a small penis. He commonly listens to war music like a little pussy, makes annoying comments, gets bullied a lot. He makes things up to try and be popular but commonly gets made fun of and rightfully so. He was kicked out of middle school for being accused of attempted school shooting when a list of names was found in his locker. He is a super sensitive little bitch and whenever you have a chance shit on his day until he kills himself.

That guy is such a loser, ya his name is Kearen

Kearen by DICKTHEBIG 2.0 December 12, 2017

kearen 

type of guy that is known to be a golfer; he also has a huge flapper

A Kearen tends to act like it has less intelligent but is usually smart; one who likes to act dumb for the amusement of others; also had a big honker that attracts all of the girl humans

kearen by xSargonx September 27, 2017

Kearen 

A beautiful guy with long hair that has a very sweet heart. He is super nice and super kind and super everything super and super super with the super super super supermarket. Kearen is a great guy we all love a kaaren and need one in our life.

OMG is that a kearen? I am so happy rn

Yeh Kearen saved me from the human trafficker

Kearen by U$$$AAA May 16, 2023

Dirty Kearen 

A small man who considers himself straight yet employs an abnormally large fresh fruit butt-plug in times of stress.

After receiving a failing grade on an exam, the man was ready for the best Dirty Kearen he's ever imagined.

Dirty Kearen by Kearen-is-deep-closeted September 15, 2021

karen denier 

An ole fashioned busybody who thinks its their job to point out their neighbors transgressions, then when you point out they are a Karen they use semantics and other made up definitions on UD to save the humiliation of being labeled a Karen. Also know as a "YadKaren".

Dang did you see Bob go at his neighbor again for the fence that was 2 inches above code?

Yeah I've talked to Bob, he is a karen denier, there is no hope but he does have cold beer

karen denier by theway146 May 4, 2021

Snooty Karen 

An unenthusiastic, effortless blow job. This is typically performed by a woman that feels like it is beneath her to do such a thing.

My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.

Snooty Karen by andrewmarshall10 November 21, 2018

belmont karen

A word used to describe a male who is acting as a karen.

Hey Jimmy, did you hear about the customer who complained about his 5 year old Robo-Mower being broken and wanting a replacement? Man he was acting as a real belmont karen!

belmont karen by not-dasbomber May 21, 2022